tomlinsarse:

i’m about to cry

my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato

he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice

i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches

then he started to cry and ran off and yelled

they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!

i’m actually crying omg 

(via behindthespectacles)

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whathefucktate:

Whoever says gay people shouldn’t have children, look at this picture and go fuck yourself.

whathefucktate:

Whoever says gay people shouldn’t have children, look at this picture and go fuck yourself.

(Source: moonchild30, via keepcalmandfuckredheads)

Celebrizombies by Ben Brown

Half celebrity! Half zombie! Half undead! Half kind of alive but not really! Ben Brown’s pop art reveals the grisly horror that always lurked beneath the iconic celerbrity exteriors

(Source: ianbrooks, via iamsoooriginal)

Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.
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roes-has-the-cookies:

starling-sparrow:

bellavolta:

dustyteeth:

I wrote lyrics for the score track “Doomsday” by Murray Gold (aka the Ten/Rose anthem) and did a rough recording of it. Hope you like!

“Doomsday”

is this the end or is it starting?
this dawn, it’s white as bone and stirs
in me some kind of wild, broken lightning

listen this sound, the sea
it’s burning up
and you are not beside me

listen to this sound, the sea
it’s burning up
and you are not beside me

stars in the bruise black sky are dying
they turn to metal in my mouth
and laugh at me for all my crying

listen this sound, the sea
it’s burning up
and you are not beside me

listen to this sound, the sea
it’s burning up
and you are not beside me

STUNNING. 

WE HAVE THE BEST FREAKING TALENT FANDOM OF THE WORLD

I need this on my blog again for today. I seriously listen to it like everyday, it’s so beautiful.

(via robin-scherbatsky)

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roes-has-the-cookies:

starling-sparrow:

bellavolta:

dustyteeth:

I wrote lyrics for the score track “Doomsday” by Murray Gold (aka the Ten/Rose anthem) and did a rough recording of it. Hope you like!

“Doomsday”

is this the end or is it starting?
this dawn, it’s white as bone and stirs
in me some kind of wild, broken lightning

listen this sound, the sea
it’s burning up
and you are not beside me

listen to this sound, the sea
it’s burning up
and you are not beside me

stars in the bruise black sky are dying
they turn to metal in my mouth
and laugh at me for all my crying

listen this sound, the sea
it’s burning up
and you are not beside me

listen to this sound, the sea
it’s burning up
and you are not beside me

STUNNING. 

WE HAVE THE BEST FREAKING TALENT FANDOM OF THE WORLD

I need this on my blog again for today. I seriously listen to it like everyday, it’s so beautiful.

(via robin-scherbatsky)

half of me is sappy and romantic and nice

and the other half is spiteful and mean and sick and twisted

i don’t understand

(Source: carasalimando, via iamsoooriginal)

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